Does wearing shades indoor mean everyone should gather their dumbasses and start looking at you in an awe manner? Apparently not. Nothing screams 'douchebag' like wearing shades indoor. I was at Coffee Bean yesterday, minding my own damn business when my idiot barometer came ringing and some dipshit came in wearing a shade that managed to cover 3-quarter of his face. Frankly, there are a few people who look good wearing shades; they juggle for a living or they're blind.
What boggles my mind about shades is that its becoming trendy, right up there with Castro hats. Why? I don't get it. I'm sure everyone else ( including your parents) that doesn't share your trend thinks you're blind and you have a giant vagina on your face. It sounds hotter on paper than it is. I'm sure a man invented this style, because its damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't rad. People who wear shades go on and on about how comfortable and confident they are and how it's supposedly make you look more attractive. Great point, dipshits! You know what else that comes by? You NOT getting laid. What's the mentality of these people? If you're too insecure about your face being boring you might as well grow some facial hair to cover those distinctive pimples on your mid-puberty faces.
Please, cut it out, assholes. Take it off and go wank in public.
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