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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

7 creepiest children's book ever published.

The title says it all-- Who cares about disabled people?

Unfortunately the answer to that question is 99% disturbing. But fortunately, it saves parents from having to explain to the kids how they were brought into this world.



That's what she said...?
We're in no way saying having gay uncles is creepy, but this book cover showing two grown men hovering over an androgynous child with creepy smiles definitely sends the wrong message.


Granted, they probably mean "gay" as in "happy." But the goat's horn up the ass and creepy uncle Sam the farmer looking on approvingly? Something not so "happy" is going on.

Wow.


America : One nation indivisible, indeed.

Friday, March 26, 2010

You're racist.

I was reading an article online owned by a local newspaper stating we should employ more locals instead of hiring foreigners to wash our own asses or clean our plates. He decided to use his 'friend' as a subject of choice, saying his 'friend' is 'experienced' in nursing and yet he is jumping from one job to another because foreigners are filling in the slots.

My bullshit detector went off, so I decided to write this article on why the person who wrote that article is Jim Crow's entourage. Saying we shouldn't employ foreigners and giving them the equal rights as locals is like saying a person trapped in a well shouldn't be saved because he shouldn't have been playing around the well in the first place.

Dumbass article writer also stated a few more bullshit :

"Where does this leave our young unemployed locals?"
"Many of the foreigners here can't even speak malay despite the fact the majority of the people they serve are locals."
"They serve drinks and provide hospitality to new visitors as "the face of this country" when it is very clear to any of us that they are not from here at all."

To summarise all his bullshit and compile it into one big whole shit fest, he meant to say these foreigners are coming to our country and taking our jobs. What?

News flash :You're racist.

Foreigners aren't taking anything away from locals. Private companies are giving them jobs legally. If private companies decide to hire foreigners to do the job over locals then there's probably a good reason for it. I'm sick and tired of lazy gluttonous locals bitching about foreigners taking our jobs. It's not like they can literally come here, ambush us and take our jobs.

If you lose a job opportunity to a foreigner, then maybe he or she is willing to work harder for less money. Don't want to pay them for full wages? then don't hire them. I'm not going to sit back like every other racist piece of shit because of a little competition for their jobs. If a foreigner thinks he can do a better job than you can, then welcome him to try. What kind of a pussy chicken is afraid of competition? Can't get a job because you lost to a foreigner? then tough shit. It doesn't matter if they can't speak our language. They can speak any shit language they want to the customers, they can lay a full tamil or filipino accent on them as long as they get the job done. Not some half-assed insincere work like most of you local lazy bastards would.

Simple shit : If you can't cut it, then the people with money would pay it to someone else who can. Maybe if all you people bitching weren't such lazy, pathetic, blood-sucking leeches, you'd get off your ass and work harder. If you're too chicken shit and you can't cut it, then maybe you don't deserve to live here.


Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Oh no! Douche alert!


Does wearing shades indoor mean everyone should gather their dumbasses and start looking at you in an awe manner? Apparently not. Nothing screams 'douchebag' like wearing shades indoor. I was at Coffee Bean yesterday, minding my own damn business when my idiot barometer came ringing and some dipshit came in wearing a shade that managed to cover 3-quarter of his face. Frankly, there are a few people who look good wearing shades; they juggle for a living or they're blind.

What boggles my mind about shades is that its becoming trendy, right up there with Castro hats. Why? I don't get it. I'm sure everyone else ( including your parents) that doesn't share your trend thinks you're blind and you have a giant vagina on your face. It sounds hotter on paper than it is. I'm sure a man invented this style, because its damn near impossible to think of a combination of heads and vaginas that isn't rad. People who wear shades go on and on about how comfortable and confident they are and how it's supposedly make you look more attractive. Great point, dipshits! You know what else that comes by? You NOT getting laid. What's the mentality of these people? If you're too insecure about your face being boring you might as well grow some facial hair to cover those distinctive pimples on your mid-puberty faces.


Please, cut it out, assholes. Take it off and go wank in public.