Twitter is ruining the internet. Twitter is a free social networking and microblogging service where people who aren't important can pretend to be by writing to their imaginary audience, to send and read messages known as tweets. Girls are notorious for keeping these. On a typical site, you'll find a 17 year old girl with hundreds of links to their photos and about 5 gigs worth of text documenting everytime they took a shit, had an epiphany for taking a shit or ate something.
Here is an actual quote I happened across today : " I had the best tuna sandwich everrr! It was so great. Then I took a nap, which wasn't as great as I thought it would, my brother was being a little brat!"
So the question is : Does anybody in the universe cares about Ms. X had the best tuna sandwich? or that she took a nap which wasn't so great? I don't. Which was why I promptly deleted my cookies and history files and stopped breathing for a few seconds. The whole page goes on about how she's tired, links to her photos, links to her favourite videos etc etc etc. I can't remember the last time I need some painkillers.
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