You're not Russell Peters, and you're not funny

You know what's gay? When people take catch phrases from funny movies, television shows, and comedians, then they repeat them in their best impression, regardless of their awkward accent, gender or lack of comedic timing. I can't get enough of it. My favorite example of this comes from a skit on "Russell Peter's video," in which Russell Peter made fun of how awful India smells like.

The popular phrase from this skit is when Russell says "Shit and go! Shit and go! Go! Go! Go!" Now everyone from fat dota nerds to pimply faced high school kids around the world repeat this phrase every chance they get, giggling spastically every time one of them says it in their crackling pre-pubescent voice. There are only a couple of people who can make this magic happen. Khairul and Ibrahim. These guys can imitate any shit in the planet.




The results were surprising: the graph above suggests that 6,597,345,162 out of every 6,597,345,161 people in the world are not Russell Peters, and therefore should shut the hell up. Listen assholes, it's really funny when Russell Peters said it, but you on the other hand makes it sound like a tub of walrus on top of a pathetic asshole who doesn't know what he did in his pitiful life to deserve this




It's not funny, alright? I'm tired of people adopting speech patterns, catch phrases, and their entire personalities from movies. When Mean Girls came out, you can hear every bitch I know doing their worst impression of making themselves act like one. It's not cool and being called a total slut wouldn't cut you a big time unless you're a prostitute. You can still hear it echoed by smug school girls who try to compensate for their lack of personality and any resemblance of wit by chanting this mantra so maybe you won't notice that they're lying whores. I hope you choke.


3,456,789 people still think they're funny by ruining the phrase "Shit and Go! Go GO GO!"