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Sunday, October 25, 2009

You're fuckin fat. Cover up!



(I apologize, the visible thong supporting her ass up might be a little too extreme.)

I'm tired of seeing fat women exposing their flabby-lards as they lumber along in Gadong, or any other place! Its gross and certainly it's a boner killer that doesn't take more than a second to completely kill your erection. There was a time when my friends and I went to McDonalds to eat, enjoying my Spicy Chicken Mcdeluxe with fries which actually tasted like a salt mine (they should do something about the fries) when along came this lardass woman with her typical army-styled boyfriend parading around in her skimpy outfit. It made me impotent for weeks! I literally felt my penis imploded. I stood up so I could get a clear shot of her. The chicken burger I had in my hand that time slipped between the buns and fell out, and I definitely felt like I was about to barf.

I don't get it; I suppose it's this whole 'acceptance' thing. That all women are beautiful and that having a gut looks cute. Duuude, its fucking nauseating! and here's what I think of your cute flabby gut





If you don't have the curve for it, then why wear a tiny tank top with super tight jeans that accentuates your insane flabs? I know its a trendy thing to look like Megan Foxx because you're all brainwashed by the media or E! News for this sake. And I know you have that stupid mentality where "I shouldn't be afraid to do what I want" or "Who cares what they all think" kind of thing. But quit wearing this shit. Buy normal clothes that actually covers the number of fats you got piled up on your gut.


Look at how happy these couples are. That's because they have the decency to cover up and do something about that fat lard hanging and jiggling about! The middle one are just homo.


Nobody cares about you. Nobody thinks you're hot. Take my advice : You ain't gonna get laid by exposing your tummy. Your only chance is to make full use of your sweet personality. That is, if you have one. You might just be a bigger slut who had your mind droned (using the word 'mind' here loosely) thinking your manager bosses you around because he wants to get under your pants. Get some decency in you to get your ass up to a fitness centre. Break that sweat (make sure no kids are around, terrible thing for them to see) then probably you'll stand a chance.


(7,852,231 fat chicks took my advice and got laid for the first time)

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