TV shows i'd rather gargle George Clooney's dick than watch.

I've decided that TV is full of crap. You know something's wrong with people when shows like 24 and The Hill get high ratings. Shows that make me want to puke. The following shows in particular give me a sudden obsession over gargling George Clooney's salty dick :

The biggest loser : One of the worst shows on TV. Just once I'd like to see that asshole Bob Harper admit that he hates fat people and just enjoys watching them struggle in the gym. And that hag Jilian.. everything about her screams shitty.



Don't let the feminine smile and the breast fool you. She's actually a man!



The Ellen Degeneres Show : One word -- obnoxious. Degeneres has been, and always will be a hack. She tries so hard to look like a loud, on-the-edge comedian, but in the end she's just loud. Her voice makes my skin crawl, I can't imagine why anyone would watch her coma-inducing show.. bottom line: who cares? Such a pretentious bitch. Don't you just wish she had a crotch you can kick?

Wipeout : The ultimate show for all you wankers.

Everybody loves Raymond : Nobody cares what Raymond and his gay-ass brother who is trying so hard to be the centre of attention has to say. Everybody love Raymond.. please.. I don't love raymond. In fact, i hate Raymond so much, I asked my mother whether I could cancel our subscription to Star World. Saves us from paying for shitty shows like this. What a joke.

There's more, but who cares?


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